Make sure you don't pour that grease down the sink. Why don't you get a good old fire ant nest? Pour it on top of it. Them ants are hungry. They like it. It'll help them ants. Oh, they'll love it. You just give them a little extra. God forbid them fire ants go hungry.
Oh, holy shit! What the f***? You're fully against the TV, dude. Hey! What the f***? Oh, holy shit! What the f***? Box, climb up and come on the other side. What the f***? KIWI HUMOUR
Oh my mama, bro, what the f*ck? I need to go home, what the f*ck? What the f*ck? What's going on? Girl, keep calm. No. Girl, keep calm, get out, get out, put your mask on, get out, get out.
Woman claims her boyfriend cheated on her with her sister. Maria please, it's pouring outside, let me in! Please! No, you're literally disgusting. Take your stuff and leave. What did I do wrong Maria? I didn't do anything wrong! No, you're a disgusting cheater! I cheated on you in your dreams! With my SISTER! ITS NOT MY FAULT!
I wasn't ready for the second guy's voice. Put your head on my shoulder. Hold me in your arms. Baby. Squeeze me oh-so-tight. Show me that you love me too. Put your lips next to mine, dear. Won't you kiss me once, baby? Just a kiss goodnight, maybe. You and I will fall in love. @SOUNDSOFARTISTS
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