Well, Jillian, there's something we need to talk about. What is it? I just wanted to spend some time with you. What the hell? It took you three hours to break up with her? Uh, not exactly. What were you doing in there? What's that smell? Smells like sweat and anger and shame. Yep. Life's confusing when you grow up, isn't it, Brian? It is. Can we pl
This clip never gets old. Where you going? Home. Where's home? The White House. Okay, I'm here. This is my house, you can go now. Thanks for taking me home. Go ahead, go inside. I will, you can drive away now. No, no. I wanna make sure you get inside safe. Yeah, but I... I gotta look through the mail first. You know how it is, really, I insist, it'
Are you from Iraq? I was born in London, but yeah, I'm from, I'm from Baghdad. What the hell? Is this your wife? Was there anything about his culture that you were like, well, that's different? Yes, super hospitable. Yeah, you're like, wait, this isn't like what it's like in Zero Dark Thirty. You know what they do in Iraqi culture, like if you say
Part 1 I got a tooth that's kinda loose My belly is getting bigger Waste size 42 and my prostate's getting larger I pee more than I should My pecker feels like cotton But it used to feel like wood She still loves me She still tells me I'm cute And even though she screws a pool boy I love it still feels new She loves me And I love her just the same
What is happening here? Oh you gotta go pee pee? Yes sir. Okay, I just want you to know that have you ever looked in the mirror? Because when you stand up, it's weird as fuck. You're going to go pee pee? And I'm going to get some fucking. And you're going to get some beer. Yes sir. Okay. What the fuck are you doing? Love sucks. True love swallows.
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