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avatar John Paul

Men Did You Know. Men, you know you have a tiny creature living between your legs that has no memory and no conscience. You know that. You wake up in the morning, he's been up five minutes before you, like, 'How you doing?' You have no control. It should be a separate creature. Should be able to take it off, put him on the ground. Take him for a wa

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avatar Olivia Veqqie

I work for my wife, she is the boss. I've been fired but somehow I wake up still at work. I don't know how that works. I'm afraid to quit. I know she's not gonna give me a good reference. It's funny, that's why I said it. Come here. Come here.

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avatar Jacob Junior

Hold on... here it comes. Who can tell the human body can enlarge hundred times? Um... miss. I don't know. And you've no right to ask me such a question in a mixed class. I was referring to of your eye, young lady. And I think you, you're in for a terrible disappointment.

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avatar Agni Gauss

Thank you.

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avatar Jacob Junior

Part 2. Broke hearts when a couple of hot bachelors like you go off the market. Did you just call us hot bachelors? Yes sir, I did. And you are? But not for long. How does getting married sound? Whoa. You want to marry us? Yes, I do. If you're ready. Uh, excuse me, ma'am. I need to talk to Beavis for a second. What's going on? What is happening her

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avatar Charlie Chocolate

This is the most fun but most dangerous thing you can do in the US Navy. These jumps called abandon ship drills train sailors to leap off the decks in case of emergency. But several times sharks have come to join the party. Thankfully your boy up top is manning a 50 cal.

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