My man is down there motorboatin' the hell out of it. And all of a sudden, I'm thinkin' he's into it and he pulls back. I said, "Now, wait a damn minute." I checked for toilet paper balls and I didn't have any! Look at the men in here! Oooooooooh. My God! Guys, we know! Cause like I said before, we give these men a hard time and damn us for doing i
To go back and spend one day with your oldest when they were small 🥺 And I'd give up forever to touch you. 'Cause I know that you feel me somehow. You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be. And I don't wanna go home right now. And all I can taste is this moment. And all I can breathe is your life.
I have very few Jewish friends, if any, but I'd like to say, won't you please help support the United Goyim College Fund? Help learn a child to eat hot dogs this year, mayonnaise and corned beef. Can we get another actor in, please?
When you finally find the one 🥰😘 What? What? Okay, I don't know how to act normal. Clearly. It's the story of my life. I'm not smooth. I'm just trying to impress you, okay? I'm not even the kind of guy who comes to places like this. I'm a dork. The kind of guy who spends 10 grand on Gandalf the Grey's quarterstaff from The Two Towers. Yes, that doe
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