My old lady come home the other day from the flea market, a toting what she called a magic mirror. I just shook my head. Well, she went and hung it on the back of the bathroom door. That evening when she went to take a bath, I hear in there talking to it. She says, "Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my bust a 44." Next thing I know, she walks in th
Did you really think Marina Mabrey was waving her arms just because of a regular foul? During that Indiana Fever versus Connecticut Sun regular season matchup, things got way more personal than people realized. It started when Jacy Sheldon accidentally caught Caitlin Clark in the eye while defending. Just seconds later, Marina Mabrey came flying in
What're you doing Dad? I haven't seen you in so long! Well, for the last couple of months, I've been digging this long, deep trench with my trusty shovel, and I've finally completed it. What're you doing Dad? Well, I don't know about you... But I think there's a little bit of a nip in the air. What're you doing Dad? We will, we will, rock you! I lo
Tesla range extender. A person opens the trunk of a Tesla car. Inside, a corgi dog is on a treadmill, running. There's also a water bowl next to it. The dog is panting.
The funniest thing I ever heard in my life, the Chinese waiter that stuttered. I mean, the man was stuttering in Chinese. And his friends were trying to help him, they were getting mad at him, going, 'Chop him up, what are you doing?' (Richard Pryor is performing a joke about a stuttering Chinese waiter. On-screen text: "STUTTERING CHINESE WAITER J
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