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I haven't got a brain. Only story. How can you talk if you haven't got a brain? And Joan... Shengang... Shengang... Shengang... Shenga... Ko... Koawa. I don't know. But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking. Don't they? Yes. I guess you're right.

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avatar Patricia Lee

What can I bring for you on this glorious afternoon? Well, Hector, here's the game plan. You're gonna bring us two absolute martinis. You know how I like them, straight up. And then precisely seven and one half minutes after that, you're gonna bring us two more. Then two more after that every five minutes until one of us passes the fuck out.

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