Part 1. This show's going pretty good. Sometimes they don't. I'm gonna tell you the truth. Sometimes I think the show's going great. And then the next day I get an email. I saw your show last night, Dale, and I have some thoughts. She told me I wasn't smart and I wasn't funny and I shouldn't be a comedian. And apparently this is the first hate mail
Principal. Leon is one of the most disruptive students in this entire school. Well, hell, for a minute there I thought he was falling behind. Well, let's take a look. Class, there's 27 bones in your hand. When I'm alone in my room, there's 28.
When you pray for the perfect man. Lord, please give me a man that will never run from me, never hit me, and real good in bed. What brings you here? I'm the answer to your prayer. What? Well, I've got no legs so I can't run from you, and I got no arms so I can't hit you. Oh, what about being good in bed? How do you think I rang the doorbell? Yeah!
TikTok @rock_2gether. Well, I'm here, it's fine. If you got the time. And I'm here to get just tell me. And I'm here it's fine. I'm almost there with mine. But now I might be mistaken.
Mr. Smith, I know this is going to be hard. I need you to identify the body. Oh my god. You and your wife must have been really close. We hated each other's guts. Then why the hell are you so upset? Cause that ain't her.
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