Petition to bring back classic British humour. Will you marry me? What? Will you marry me? What? Will you marry me? Oh, will I marry you? I couldn't hear you. No.
Letting my Husband pick our next vacation! We're going on vacation. Are we going to drive or fly? Fly. Okay, we get to fly. Now, are we going to go to Canada or Paris? Paris. Oh, wow, Paris. Okay, Canada would have been cool though. Maybe another time. And are we going to go golfing or shopping? Shopping. Oh, shopping. Golfing, maybe we can go golf
250 years of the land of the free. The spirit of the Wild Wild West. The greatest nation on Earth. Founded by rebels. Forged in the fight for freedom over tyranny. Paid for by the ultimate sacrifice. We honor the past. We defend the future. Happy 250th Birthday, America.
Are you telling me... That you are not... Yeah. I'm not a woman. White? All the deception. The betrayal, man. You deceived me. Calm down, I'm a FBI agent. I was... Nigga please.
If your friend forgets how to walk when you look at them, do not run. It is not your friend, and it didn't forget how to walk, it never knew how. If you hear too many footsteps, keep looking. Do not turn your back. Find a reason to leave, and whatever you do, do not let it know you noticed.
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