Whole damn bar got quiet, not cause she was beautiful because everybody in there had a story about her. She walked in late with a ripped black tee, bleach blonde hair and a felony smile on me. Boots hit the floor, make the whole room turn, lip gloss shining like a cigarette burn. Bartender whispered boy don't start, that girl there leaves stitches
Some restaurants charge $9 for these crispy chicken fries. You can make them at home. My husband's wife loves them so much. Just add canned chicken to a bowl, then add shredded cheddar cheese, one egg, and ranch seasoning. Mix well, shape into fries, and bake until golden and crispy. Enjoy these delicious cheesy savory chicken fries right at home.
All right, guys. I'll be right out. AHHHHH! SHIT! Goddamn you Taco Bell! Taco Bell more like Taco Hell! AHHHH! OH SHIIIT! OOOOOOH! AH! I'm never eating Taco.... What the hell... HAPPY HALLOWEEN
POV: trying to race a cop Goes wrong. Want to race? Do you want to race? Once the light is green, we're going to race. Yeah! Pay attention to the road. We're going to race. And if I win, you get arrested. 1, 2, 3! Oh shit. He's a turn-off. He's a fucking idiot. How the fuck do you turn off the Tesla? Get out of the vehicle. Get out of the vehicle.
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