Remember Rosie from La Bamba? Or Jezzie from Jacob's Ladder? How about Marisa from Batteries Not Included? That was actress Elizabeth Peña, a familiar face in Hollywood from the 1980s through the early 2000s. Throughout her career, Peña appeared in films such as Rush Hour, Down and Out in Beverly Hills, Tortilla Soup, and many more, building a memo
Do you believe that men can become pregnant and have abortions? Yes. Impossible, my dear lady. That's absurd. Unthinkable. Why? Because that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room. It goes to the fudge room. [Laughter]
I have a crush on you, but not in the way crushes now work, where you look up their social media and all our friends lurk. I mean, in the way that I want to record your laugh, play it back to God and thank him on everyone's behalf. I mean it in the way that for you I'd be put together, deconstruct my worst habits because for you I'd want to be bett
Were you expecting the postman last night? No, Taco, I didn't order anything online. Why? Strange, because I heard you screaming, 'Just drop your massive package right inside my box!' Oh my God.
POV: your pbj was built to code. A person uses construction tools like a trowel to spread peanut butter and jelly on bread, then uses a miter saw to precisely cut the sandwich, making it perfectly square and neat.
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