She ain't gotta try, she ain't gotta flirt. She don't even know how bad she works. She got that Southern Sweet, slow tall, blue jeans, front seat heat. Southern Sweet, kiss me once, can't sleep for weeks. Sweet tea lips, tan line tees. Lord have mercy. She's Southern Sweet. She's Southern Sweet.
EXPECTATION: A couple gracefully flies on a flyboard, embracing each other. REALITY: A couple clumsily falls into the water while trying to get on a jet ski.
I'd watch out for a man who's sick of himself. Because when he reaches that point, it goes one of two ways. He either throws in the towel or gets so tired of his own bullshit he changes everything. And that second man is dangerous. Because he's not looking for motivation. He doesn't need it. And he's not waiting on anybody to believe in him because
THIS JOKE WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH UNTIL YOUR STOMACH HURTS. A DOCTOR PUTS UP A SIGN IN FRONT OF HIS CLINIC. THE SIGN READS: IF I CAN CURE YOU I GET $20. IF I CANNOT CURE YOU I PAY YOU $100. A LAWYER DECIDES THAT IT'S HIS TIME TO SHINE. SO HE GOES TO THE DOCTOR. THE LAWYER SAID TO THE DOCTOR: HEY DOC, I CAN'T TASTE ANYTHING ANYMORE. PLEASE CURE ME. THE
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