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avatar Jeremy Jordan

So I just rolled a joint. I bet you're jealous. Well, don't be. It was my ankle. I'm old.

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avatar Joseph Mitchell

There is only one dangerous breed Humans Bye.

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avatar Olivia Veqqie

Thank you.

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avatar Zoe ZZZ

You

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avatar John Paul

Ma'am, are there any weapons in the vehicle? Sure, sonny. A Kimber in the console, a Glock by my seat, a Colt in the glove box, an AK-47, AK-74, and an AR-15 in the back. Good lord, lady, what are you so afraid of? Not a goddamn thing.

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avatar Anthony Miller

Who's next? Phillip? Phillip, what do you have? I brought in a rocket ship from a monkey that needs her pillow. Okay, that's great. Phillip, thank you for that. I have to switch you to turn it on. Then it buzzes like a rocket ship. Alright, you can have a seat now. Let's go, Mr. D. Slinging for landing. Okay, okay, you know what? No, let's do that

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