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avatar John Paul

Ma'am, are there any weapons in the vehicle? Sure, sonny. A Kimber in the console, a Glock by my seat, a Colt in the glove box, an AK-47, AK-74, and an AR-15 in the back. Good lord, lady, what are you so afraid of? Not a goddamn thing.

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avatar Anthony Miller

Who's next? Phillip? Phillip, what do you have? I brought in a rocket ship from a monkey that needs her pillow. Okay, that's great. Phillip, thank you for that. I have to switch you to turn it on. Then it buzzes like a rocket ship. Alright, you can have a seat now. Let's go, Mr. D. Slinging for landing. Okay, okay, you know what? No, let's do that

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avatar Jacob Junior

I'm sorry, Dr. Harper's not in this morning, but if your back's really bothering you, we do have a masseuse on duty. Fine. Anything. Well, let's see. She just went in with a patient about five minutes ago, so if you don't mind waiting... Thank you. That was great. Go ahead. Come back soon. Soon? I'll be back after lunch. You next? Oh, please. Let's

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avatar Jeremy Jordan

"Trust me bro English is not even that confusing" Well, the fact, okay, it's not funny, but I'm interested in what your opinion is, because you can be underwhelmed, you can be overwhelmed, but you're never just... Well, he's talking about it two days ago. I was talking about it two days ago. Well, you're right. Like you can be dishevelled, but never shevelled. Or ruthless, but you never say, well

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avatar Anthony Miller

I've got a new doctor who is stunningly attractive, early 30s woman, raven black hair, I mean smoke show, she's absolutely gorgeous. So the first time I met her, I was having an appointment in her office, in the doctor's office, so I walked into the doctor's office, my jaw hit the floor. So I walked in and went... I went, Tell me what the problem is.

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avatar Sophia Rich

You guys want to make $20? Not particularly. All you have to do is scream. What about $40? $60? $80? We're not going to scream. $100? Nope. What about you miss? You want to make $20? $40? No. $60? No, not $20. $200. I got $200 right here. Alright Walmart, I'm going to get someone to scream. A little rain back pre-game. You guys want to make a quic

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