Ma'am, are there any weapons in the vehicle? Sure, sonny. A Kimber in the console, a Glock by my seat, a Colt in the glove box, an AK-47, AK-74, and an AR-15 in the back. Good lord, lady, what are you so afraid of? Not a goddamn thing.
Who's next? Phillip? Phillip, what do you have? I brought in a rocket ship from a monkey that needs her pillow. Okay, that's great. Phillip, thank you for that. I have to switch you to turn it on. Then it buzzes like a rocket ship. Alright, you can have a seat now. Let's go, Mr. D. Slinging for landing. Okay, okay, you know what? No, let's do that
I'm sorry, Dr. Harper's not in this morning, but if your back's really bothering you, we do have a masseuse on duty. Fine. Anything. Well, let's see. She just went in with a patient about five minutes ago, so if you don't mind waiting... Thank you. That was great. Go ahead. Come back soon. Soon? I'll be back after lunch. You next? Oh, please. Let's
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