Still remember the joy this brought us? And when she gave birth, I asked if I should be in a room with her. She said, "What for? When I got pregnant, you weren't in a room with me." I'll tell you, since I'm a kid, women always gave me a hard time. My mother never breastfed me. She told me she liked me as a friend. My mother had morning sickness aft
Right on set. Rolling. Camera speed, camera speed. Airport unit ready. Emergency. Static. Static. Static. Static. Stay on the aircraft. You got the foam. Keep rolling. Cut! That's a wrap. @OOPSBABYLOL. OPPS BABY LOL.
How do I thank you for the way you love me? Every little smile feels like home to me. When you're hurting baby, I feel it too. Cause somewhere along the way I became part of you. You slipped into my heart like a song I can't stop singing. Now every little moment feels like heaven when you're in it. You slipped into my soul without even trying to. N
A Polish man married an American girl, and though his English wasn't very good, they got along very well. One day he rushes into a lawyer's office and says, "I need divorce right now!" The lawyer says, "Okay, let's start simple. Do you have any grounds?" The guy says, "Yeah, acre and a half. Nice little house." The lawyer sighs. "No, I mean, what's
In 1961, Chrysler imagined a car that looked less like an automobile and more like a road-going spacecraft. The Chrysler Turboflite Concept Car from 1961 was powered by an advanced turbine engine and designed for maximum aerodynamic efficiency. Its entire glass canopy could rise for entry, while its headlights disappeared beneath the aerodynamic fr
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