Do you ever have to sneeze while you're taking a piss? It's frightening, isn't it? It's frightening cause actually you can't do it. It's physically impossible to sneeze while pissing. Your brain won't let it happen. Your brain says, stop pissing, we're going to sneeze now. Cause your brain knows you might blow your asshole out.
What's happening, Han? We're being robbed! So sorry. Please take everything that is in my mannequin. Would it be possible if I took my prayer beads out? They've been in my family for hundreds and hundreds of... I don't think so, homeboy. You're in my house now, bitch.
Did we all collectively hallucinate this incredible day or...? SABBATH RULES. Back to the Beginning. (Lyrics from War Pigs by Black Sabbath: Generals gathered in their masses, just like witches at black masses. Evil minds that plot destruction, sorcerers of death's construction. In the fields of bodies burning, as the war machine keeps turning. Dea
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