Lou, my wife said the dryer's been shrinking her clothes. I hope you didn't say nothing stupid. Of course not. I told her it ain't the dryer, it's the refrigerator.
Watch this, it's so funny. When I was growing up, 99 degrees was just 99 degrees. Now it's 99 degrees out, but the feels like temperature is 103. Who came up with 'feels like' temperature? A fisherman? It's stupid. You know what? My wiener is 3 inches, but it feels like 5. On-screen text also includes: CocoFun, Baton Rouge, LA, TODAY TEMP. 99° SUNN
Do you know why I pulled you over? Because I let you? Yeah, wait, no, no, no. Your wife fell out of the car about a mile away. Damn, I was wondering why it was so quiet.
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