The Mew Moves. Mouse House. Two cats approach a miniature mouse house. A mouse emerges, first with a rifle, scaring the cats. The mouse then offers a briefcase with cheese, which it takes back. Then it offers a briefcase with money, which it also takes back. Finally, the mouse sets up a small table, chairs, and a TV, lights a cigarette, and watches
This is funny and true. Can you be happily married for 50 years? Of course you can, but know that for him, every time you have sex it's going down a notch. Men die 10 years earlier because we fucking want to. Don't make him feel inadequate, don't challenge his drive. I'm with the only guy in the world that doesn't wanna have sex all the time. Uh, n
A man with a microphone asks another man: "Million dollars or dinner with Jesus?" The man in the cowboy hat replies: "Dinner with Jesus." When asked why, he says: "That's Lord and Savior, brother, simple as that." The interviewer then asks: "What would you say to the people that would choose the money?" The man in the cowboy hat responds: "You real
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