This never gets old. Got them what? Don't you use these for your butt? What do you mean? Do you use these for your butt? No, put them back. I thought you... the other day... the long, long, long time ago days... you do use it sometimes... the other days... so you still want a pack of them? Put it back.
A woman tries to peel a boiled egg with a whisk, but it breaks. A man helps her, and the yolk comes out. Another woman tries and fails. The first woman then successfully peels an egg using tape, surprising everyone. Later, the three friends are sitting on a couch, eating cookies and drinking milk. The man who helped with the eggs is standing, looki
Fry this weasel. It was about six years ago today that I decided I'm going to give up my businesses, sell them all, run for office, run for the United States Senate. Here I am sitting in front of you six years later saying who the fuck do you think you were for doing that? It is a total disgrace what you did to this country. And if my Democrat coll
Let's meet our lovely bachelorette. My name is Sheena. Sheena, why don't you tell our bachelors something about yourself? My name is Sheena, the sperm queen.
Smell it. Oldest trick in the book. Oh umm. Yu serious? I love you. We love you. Pov you've had enough kisses for one day. Kiss your dog on the head and record their reaction.
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