The duality of Australians
The duality of Australians
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Time, mate. Yeah, that's what life's about, isn't it? That's what life's about, mate. Just getting out there, having fun. Look at this fucking bait-stealing cunt. What am I gonna do, cunt? Now I'm gonna go home and tell me kids that they're eating thin air! You fucking dog. You dog cunt. Oh, I hate your... Choke on it!
They broke the system, and then they come here saying that we own it if we don't throw more subsidies, pour more diesel on the fire to the fire that they started. What my Democratic colleagues are proposing is an insurance company enrichment scheme. Literally what they're doing is printing money in the Treasury and giving it to insurance companies
Oh, what do you want to hear, man? Do you want to hear that sometimes I think about eating a bullet? I do. I even got a special one for the occasion with a hollow point. Look, make sure it blows the back of my goddamn head out. Do the job right. Every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it. Every single day.
5 year old me after trying my parents toothpaste instead of my strawberry lightning McQueen toothpaste:
[image shows a person in a bathroom with a fiery lava-like face and a wide scream]
Thank you.
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