What's your worst dating story? This was a long time ago, this was before I was married. So, I went on a blind date, I showed up, and the girl was actually blind. And the spot that I had agreed to take her to was a throwing axes place. No bullshit, this really happened. And she was so beautiful. She would do the thing. She's like ready, and everybo
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?! You know what that expression means? It means why would you marry a woman if she's already having sex with you? Why buy the cow? Ahhh maybe because everyday the cow asks you when you're going to buy it. And maybe because every time another cow gets bought, you have to go to the sale. And you have
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