Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?! You know what that expression means? It means why would you marry a woman if she's already having sex with you? Why buy the cow? Ahhh maybe because everyday the cow asks you when you're going to buy it. And maybe because every time another cow gets bought, you have to go to the sale. And you have
SEXY BITCH Boots on the dash when lipstick smears Engine hum loud when I switch that gear Damn I'm tired got a mean little twitch They call me trouble, I call it rich I don't beg, I don't flinch Hold damn road, feel the heat when I inch Tow slick better back that shit I don't bark, I I'm a sexy bitch Don't get it twisted Play with a blade yeah I'm
my grandma had dementia before she passed away and i will never forget one of the last things she told me she looked at me dead in the eye and she said you are the ugliest little boy i have ever seen and that was like one of the last time she spoke to me
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