WE WERE WARNED IN 1997. A man warned us back in 1997 about The agendas today... This is not prophecy but prediction. If this was predicted 27 years ago, somebody knew something. Okay, here's the list. This is an abbreviated list. I could have made it much longer, you know I can, I didn't. Okay, you ready for the list? Fast mutating viral disease pa
So, I applied for a job at TJ Maxx a few weeks ago and they denied my application. They couldn't even call me, they just sent me some automated email. So, I went in today and I was like, so what was the reason I didn't get hired? And she was like, oh, like you just like don't have enough experience. There was candidates that had like more experienc
When you pointed the finger. I thought it was hilarious. The amazing thing, it became like this massive meme. Was that spontaneous? Yes, I am just sassy and I don't give a flying F. Just who I am. I've kind of mastered at getting in people's heads and I get it. I've had teammates who I played against, they're like, we freaking hated you. But then w
Having someone at the head of the snake of allowing everyone be their true selves but also uniting everyone. That's what we need. We need someone who is bold and confident and able to pull people together. Well said. Look at you, Soph, you're ready to be the commish. That's what I'm saying. Adam, call me.
Darkest joke you will hear today. Did you know Muslims actually invented condoms? They used a sheep's intestine. The Romans enhanced it by taking it out of the sheep first.
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