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avatar Jeremy Jordan

What are you doing with my rabbit? Just giving him his afternoon bacon. He's too fat! You have to stop feeding him! My God! Look at these puny rabbits! What do people do with them? I don't know. Maybe love them and hug them and watch them hop around the backyard, which they can do because their feet can touch the ground. I bet Gordo could fit that. DISQUALIFIED

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avatar Olivia Veqqie

Doctor, please, you have to help us. There are no redheads in either of our families. How often do you have sex with your wife? Uh, maybe once every couple of months. Well, there you go. That's what happens when you leave a rusty tool sitting too long.

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Here comes menopause, here comes menopause, my wife's gone insane. Yelling and screaming with hot flashes, she's just not the same. Moods are changing, there's complaining, nothing's merry and bright. So get some Advil, give her space, and forget about sex tonight. Here comes menopause, here comes menopause, just like a freight train. Here comes m. Wait for it 😬😄

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