What happens when your friend starts dating your ex? So, you're dating my ex now. Oh yeah, bro. I hope you ain't mad. Oh no, no, I'm not. Since you left her, I thought maybe I should step up. Oh, you thought. Mom? Son, take 50 bucks from your stepdad and buy some bread, okay? Stepdad? I thought because your dad left, I should step up. I hope you ai
WHITEBOY. TOM MACDONALD. I cannot feel guilty for things that I didn't do, but I can understand the reasons why you think that I should. Yeah, I'm white, but I never put your neck in no noose, and I never burnt a cross or hid my face with a hood. You can't just label me racist 'cause I'm related to people who did some terrible shit way back before
Joan Rivers and Miss Piggy roasting each other, 2012. Where do you live? Do you live in a house made of straw or wood or bricks? You need to graduate to adult books, dearie. You're a bitch. Please, Joan. Joan, please. Have some dignity. What did they suck out of your liposuction?
Me heartless? Fuck no. I'm just allergic to fake ass bullshit and dumb motherfuckers like you. My heart didn't break, it retired, clocked out, flipped the bird and dipped. I didn't go cold overnight. I got torn apart by selfish fucks who fed on my loyalty, then cried victim when I stopped bleeding for them. I gave too many fucks for too long to lia
A man operates a traditional large popcorn machine in an outdoor setting, possibly a schoolyard or kindergarten. Children and adults gather around, watching with anticipation. The machine makes a loud popping sound, releasing a large cloud of steam and freshly popped corn. The crowd, especially the children, reacts with excitement, covering their e
After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject, a Marine fighter pilot finally regained consciousness. He was in the hospital and in a lot of pain. He found himself in ICU with tubes in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function and a nurse hovering over him, looking worried. It was obvious he was in a life-threatening situati
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