When it's your little sister, she always argue with your man. U Sis vs. Bf. Why are you always arguing? Because he's dirty. And he smells like a hippo. When it's bed time and you and your BF live with your sister. Sister. Boyfriend. Bf: nicely says goodnight. Sister: "UGH SOo ready to kick me OUT". Boyfriend: *confused*. Goodnight. Ugh, so ready to
Receptionists at the Doctors. Comment down below 😂. Oh, for f**k sake. I have an appointment to see the cardiologist. My name is Peter Bill. Computer says no. Apparently you're already dead. That must be a mistake? Dead. Move!
They finally ADMIT that it's POISON. No. Dairy Queen. By the way, Dairy Queen, there's no dairy at the Dairy Queen. Don't eat at Dairy Queen. Don't eat at McDonald's. Don't eat at Chick-fil-A. Don't eat at Burger King. Don't eat that chemical warfare. So finally, in 2025, after the McDonald's cancer house and all these bald-headed kids having chemo
Lol. I know. Me too. I don't remember the facts anymore. That's kind of where we're at. I'll be back. Let's see, did you know that cats have fewer toes on their back feet? Their back paws? Well, now you do. Keep Real. Stay Alive!
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