When your dad won't let you hold the flashlight anymore so you try to sing to him and hold the umbrella as moral support. AND I DID. You shut the fuck up! God damn this fucking hell hole. I hate this fucking house. I hate everything about this fucking place. I despise this fucking house, man. Fucking here, everything about this fucking house. They
Your brain is an asshole. It doesn't love you all the time. Think about it. Your brain could make you happy all of the time for no reason whatsoever, any moment it wants to. It has all the ingredients: dopamine, adrenaline, endorphins. It's all up there. Your brain is just a withholding piece of shit. It has the good stuff sequestered in the corner
Not his first rodeo. He check this guy out. He part of a spill team six. Bounty been real quiet since this dude came to town. He the new quicker picker upper. My man's favorite group, the squeegees. Getting it dry, getting it dry. Uh-uh. I went in the bathroom with him the other day. He wanted me to pee on the floor just 'cause he liked the challen
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