Who's the guy in the closet? Excuse me? Oh, that's right. Sometimes you forget I'm a detective. See, there's all this steam in the shower like somebody was just in there. Only your hair's dry, so it must be somebody else we're talking about. Why do you get the toilet seat's up? Since he's under the bed, I figured you must have stuck him in the clo
Excuse me, have you been smoking any pot today? No. Well, you've been stopped here for 15 minutes. Can you tell me why that is? We're waiting for the stop sign to turn green. How high are you? Hi, how are you? No, I said, how high are you? Hi, how are you? This guy was so friendly, baby. Okay, I am going to have to conduct a pot sobriety test.
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