WHY SHE'S REALLY HIS WIFE. One night, a man looked at his beautiful wife and said, 'Be honest with me. You're beautiful, kind, intelligent. I'm just a poor guy. Why did you marry me?' She asked, 'Are you sure you want the full story?' He replied, 'Yes, I can handle it.' She opened her phone and showed him an old blurry photo of a beggar. 'Five year
He knows Kung Fu. Oi, mate. Come here. What's your name? Brian. Ben says you know Kung Fu. Yeah. So you reckon you can have me? Yeah. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Show us your moves then. Grab my arm. That's not...
And I think we have to call him up, right? Mike Tyson, you get up here, Mike. Thank you, thank you very much. Um, I'm just happy to be able to be here with my president, President Trump. And um, there's no way in the world I would ever be here if it wasn't for a president like Donald Trump. Thank you. Thank you very much. I don't want to fight him.
I grew up next to two of the most popular girls in my grade and in middle school we had a snow day and all of the popular kids came over to my house, knocked on my door. I came downstairs and they said, 'Hey Eric, can we borrow your sled?' I was devastated. But I completely forgotten about that for like 20 years until recently. I was at a bar talki
Spock, why is the helm crew standing? Your testicles are resting on the console, Captain. And? You have engaged the warp drive with them, Captain. Dammit, Jim, you have got Klingons around Uranus. Say that again, Bones. Klingons around Uranus. Fascinating. There are three. Mr. Spock. I am cleaning my anus, Captain. The Romulans are firing on us. Th
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