Wrap the rubber band around, then stretch it across the back of your hand, twisting it into a figure-eight and looping it around your pinky before pinning it under your thumb, so your hand looks empty from the front. Now, place a Pringle in the center of your hand, right above the stretched band, which is pulled tight like a loaded spring sitting j
Well, Jillian, there's something we need to talk about. What is it? I just wanted to spend some time with you. What the hell? It took you three hours to break up with her? Uh, not exactly. What were you doing in there? What's that smell? Smells like sweat and anger and shame. Yep. Life's confusing when you grow up, isn't it, Brian? It is. Can we pl
This clip never gets old. Where you going? Home. Where's home? The White House. Okay, I'm here. This is my house, you can go now. Thanks for taking me home. Go ahead, go inside. I will, you can drive away now. No, no. I wanna make sure you get inside safe. Yeah, but I... I gotta look through the mail first. You know how it is, really, I insist, it'
Are you from Iraq? I was born in London, but yeah, I'm from, I'm from Baghdad. What the hell? Is this your wife? Was there anything about his culture that you were like, well, that's different? Yes, super hospitable. Yeah, you're like, wait, this isn't like what it's like in Zero Dark Thirty. You know what they do in Iraqi culture, like if you say
Part 1 I got a tooth that's kinda loose My belly is getting bigger Waste size 42 and my prostate's getting larger I pee more than I should My pecker feels like cotton But it used to feel like wood She still loves me She still tells me I'm cute And even though she screws a pool boy I love it still feels new She loves me And I love her just the same
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