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Luckily there was no damage. Why shouldn't everyone be allowed to ride a jet ski? A jet ski may look like a fun water toy, but it's actually a powerful machine that can reach high speeds while leaving riders completely exposed. Unlike a boat, there is no protective cabin, meaning a simple mistake, sharp turn, or large wave can send someone crashing
I miss when films used to be this creative. Colonel, you better take a look at this radar. What is it, son? I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant... Dick! Yeah? Take a look out of starboard. Oh, my God! It looks like a huge... Pecker! Where? Wait, that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone is... Privates! We have reports of an unidentifi
Ma'am, is there a reason your car has no plates? It already ate. Oh no. Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over? Because becoming a lawyer looked too difficult. Hahaha. Ma'am, can I ask you something? You just spent your question. Oh man. Sir, why didn't you use your turn signal? Cause I didn't want to give spoilers. Hahaha. Ma'am, you ignored tha
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