You don't call me anymore. You just say you're busy. I see you laughing with the world, but you don't make time for me. You walk past everything I gave like it was nothing at all. I gave you my whole life. You can't give me one call. I'm still your father. Why do I feel erased? Yeah, I had flaws. Yeah, I got loud. But I never once walked out. After
August 10. I want to do it here. Say we'll be together forever. Say what? Oh, spit. Don't stop on our account. You want to do me next, huh? Oh! Oh! Whoa! Is this how you spend your time? Oh, fuck. No, no, no, no, no! Sara! That's enough. You can't do that. You know, I only did it because I love you. David, I just said I love you. Sara, you should g
No habla Ingles. TOTAL REMIGRATION IMMEDIATELY. Are you the registered owner of the vehicle? Yeah. Do you have a driver's license with you? You got the vehicle in park, right? You realize the speed limit here is only 55, right? 55? 55. And here is 50 or 55? How much is here? 55. 55. And I'm coming? You're doing 64. 64? You also have your high beams
This is nuts. I'm assuming you're a supporter of Black Lives Matter? I do believe Black Lives Matter, yes. Okay, good. So, if you're in favor of protecting Black lives, where do you believe the most dangerous place in our country is right now for Black children? Uh, that depends. Probably at the hands of law enforcement. I think that would be like
That one friend who somehow talks their way out of literally everything. Good evening, sir. The reason I pulled you over is you were driving a little erratically back there. Oh, yeah, yeah, officer. I'm sorry, we had a bee flying around the car. A bee, huh? Yeah, yeah. But look, we finally got the little sucker. Wow! A bee at night. You don't see t
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