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avatar Zoe ZZZ

You have written the National Anthem for married men. Love it. So, everybody keeps saying that this is the Married Man's national anthem... yes, she is petting a largemouth bass. Do you agree?? I didn't work my whole life just to give it away. I didn't think I donate every cent that I made. I didn't want for nothing. Now there's nothing to my name

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avatar Mark Manson

hello.. hello Dad, can you please come help me? I have a flat tire. did you call your husband? yes, I did. but he didn't answer. do you have a spare? yes, he didn't answer either.

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avatar Agni Gauss

Someone was filming the delivery of their new Audi car and look what happened LMAOO. So, almost the back off. Goddammit!

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avatar Mark Manson

IMPOSSIBLE ROADS ARE GOD'S SPECIALTY. LAND OF GOSPEL

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avatar jojo9

I've got one more thing to say and it will only take me a second. I've got two words that I want you all to remember. They're very important. And if I leave you with anything, I'm going to leave you with these two words. And those two words are... I'm Batman. (Text on podium: STATE UNIVERSITY OHIO)

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avatar Jeremy Jordan

WHEN YOU GET A BAD FEELING. A man on a boat is fishing. He tries to net a fish, but the fish escapes, and he accidentally drops his net into the water. The net sinks.

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