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avatar John Paul
i said offhandedly to a man in work that i had a girlfriend and he paused and said

i said offhandedly to a man in work that i had a girlfriend and he paused and said "my sister is also of... your persuasion" and now i'm convinced he's a vampire

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avatar jojo9
I can't prove it but I know this mfer be biting people

I can't prove it but I know this mfer be biting people

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avatar Mark Manson
I have cared for you since you were born. Yes, I carried you before you were born. I will be your God throughout your lifetime – until your hair is white with age I made you, and I will care for you. I will carry you along and save you.

I have cared for you since you were born. Yes, I carried you before you were born. I will be your God throughout your lifetime – until your hair is white with age I made you, and I will care for you. I will carry you along and save you.

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avatar Charlie Chocolate
Isn't it funny how red, white and blue
Represent freedom...
Until they're flashing behind you.

Isn't it funny how red, white and blue Represent freedom... Until they're flashing behind you.

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avatar Joseph Mitchell
I'M NOT STONED
I AM HERBALY MEDICATED

I'M NOT STONED I AM HERBALY MEDICATED

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avatar Gaie Houston
NOT FRIED CHICKEN ICE CREAM (on packaging) ... [images of fried chicken item] ...

NOT FRIED CHICKEN ICE CREAM (on packaging) ... [images of fried chicken item] ... "YOUR SCIENTISTS WERE SO PREOCCUPIED WITH WHETHER THEY COULD THEY DIDN'T STOP TO THINK IF THEY SHOULD" — DR. IAN MALCOLM

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