i said offhandedly to a man in work that i had a girlfriend and he paused and said "my sister is also of... your persuasion" and now i'm convinced he's a vampire
I have cared for you since you were born. Yes, I carried you before you were born. I will be your God throughout your lifetime – until your hair is white with age I made you, and I will care for you. I will carry you along and save you.
NOT FRIED CHICKEN ICE CREAM (on packaging) ... [images of fried chicken item] ... "YOUR SCIENTISTS WERE SO PREOCCUPIED WITH WHETHER THEY COULD THEY DIDN'T STOP TO THINK IF THEY SHOULD" — DR. IAN MALCOLM
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