You're such a sweetheart. I'm sorry to call you out like that, but you were f***ing standing for a while. I know. It had to have been hard to find your seat. Looking for row I. About a year and a half ago, we did two shows next door. Heyyy you guysssss. That's f***ing... man, maybe the meanest thing. Bro. I mean. Whoever did that, though, going to
Little boy in the bathtub. Little boy's in the bathtub with his mom and he says, Mom, what's that hairy thing? She says, Oh, uh, that's my sponge. Little boy says, Oh, yes, the babysitter has one. She was washing Dad's face with it.
I don't believe in superstars, organic food and foreign cars. I don't believe the price of gold, the certainty of growing old. That right is right and left is wrong, that North and South can't get along. That East is East and West is West, and being first is always best. But I believe in love. I believe in babies. I believe in mom and dad. And I be
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