Back in my day, we didn't have urgent care. We had Mercurochrome, a Band-Aid, and a mom who said, "You'll live." And somehow, we did. [Sound of a person laughing/coughing]
Satan got Adam and Eve to focus on one fruit when God had given them a whole garden. That's how he works. He gets you to focus on that one thing you don't have. Instead of all the blessings you do have. Trust that God knows what you need, and will supply it when you need it.
A stray cat kept returning to a gas station every day until the staff finally adopted him, gave him his own uniform, and realized he stayed for a reason. Well, I think I'm going out of my head. Yes, I think I'm going out of my head. Over you.
Hey dude, what's your name, bro? John. Dude, what happened to your leg? My wife hacked it. She hacked it off? Yes, sir. With what? With an axe, I'm about to go to the hospital. Holy shit. Well, you could get a job. Where? How about IHOP?
What I mean when I say it has all the bells and whistles. Sunshine, clouds rain, train whistles blow and guitars play. Preachers preach, farmers plow, wishes go up and the world goes 'round. And I love you.
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