Funny conversation. Who do you think more evil, men or women? Women. Why? Well, women have so much evil in their blood, God decided it has to be drained once a month. Which hurts more, childbirth or a kick in the balls? A kick in the balls, no question. Why? Because I ain't never seen a man get kicked in the balls and go asking for another one. Lin
happy dance. Anthony Italy plumbing. The clock strikes midnight, the floor starts to glow. We hit the dance floor, let the good times roll. Your hand in my hand, we're spinning and slide. Feet moving faster than the stars in the sky. The bass keeps pumping, the horn starts to cry. We twist and we turn 'til the morning is nigh. Ain't no tomorrow, ai
watch until the end funny drawing fail She goes down, she goes up, at the party it's pressure. Beautiful, dangerous girl, steals my heart. She bounces, she plays, she doesn't lose her mind in the beat, in the beat. Ah! What the heck! Ah!
Who's gonna tell bro. Bro, my wife's so stupid, she bought a $12,000 kitchen and she can't even cook. Dude, my wife's so freaking dumb, she bought a $40,000 car and she can't even drive. Oh, that's nothing, man. My wife bought 100 condoms for a business trip and she doesn't even have a penis.
People come to my house and they ask me, 'Do that dog bite?' And I go, 'Not me.' He is ALWAYS... The first to greet me. Unconditional love. I say, 'Not me.'
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