Who's gonna tell bro. Bro, my wife's so stupid, she bought a $12,000 kitchen and she can't even cook. Dude, my wife's so freaking dumb, she bought a $40,000 car and she can't even drive. Oh, that's nothing, man. My wife bought 100 condoms for a business trip and she doesn't even have a penis.
People come to my house and they ask me, 'Do that dog bite?' And I go, 'Not me.' He is ALWAYS... The first to greet me. Unconditional love. I say, 'Not me.'
This will blow up your arms. 2x20. 4x10. 3x16. Save & try. The morning light is cutting through, the feeling is bizarre. The night is almost over, I still don't know where you are. The shadows of the keep me gleaming like a movie star. The day that makes me feel like Dracula.
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