This is my stick. Your stick. For a student. This is just a stick. Oh, this is the stick that you use for students? Mhm. I using this for love. You're using this for love? For my student. You've got a love stick. Oh. I'm the dirty guy. You use this to... Yeah. Actually, you don't hit people, do you? I sometimes. Are you gonna do that with me? Oh. P
SHERIFF'S COLD REPLY TO A REPORTER AFTER BEING ASKED WHY 68 SHOTS WERE FIRED. guy 68 times. 68 times. And when the media ask you why shoot him 68 times? Your answer was, we ran out of bullets. We would have shot him more. Where does that come from? It comes from the heart and it comes from the soul. This guy shot and killed our K-9. Shot and killed
Will someone please pass me the fucking asparagus? Hey guys, I'm not gonna be a part of this. Sit down! I am sick and tired of being treated like I don't exist. You two do whatever you want to do whenever you want to do it, and I don't complain. All I want... Oh, you don't complain? Oh please! Excuse me, excuse me! I must be psychotic then! If you
your green fee today is going to be 5904, but we have a deal going on if you make this in the basket, you get a free round of golf. 5904 whenever you're ready. Nah man was flabbergasted.
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