Happy valentine Samdurham All right, you guys are good. Thank you. Yeah. Happy Valentine's what Valentine's tomorrow Who gives the fuck? Did you buy me something? No, I'm just saying did you buy me something? I'm asking you. I'm just saying did you buy me something? No ma'am. I'm sorry Then why the fuck would you tell me happy Valentine's Day and I have nothing in your fuc
So I got pulled over for speeding the other day, and the cop comes up to the car and goes, why were you speeding? And I said, because I'm in a hurry. And he goes, well, what are you in a hurry for? I said, I'm late to work, dude. And he goes, well, what do you do that's so damn important? And I said, well, actually, I'm a rectum stretcher. And he
So you looted Tenochtitlan. That’s great, that’s amazing. So why am I seeing missed payments?
“Well you gotta have German mercenaries to…"
NO! No, YOU do not “gotta have” German mercenaries! I’m not against German mercenaries, I love German mercenaries, but they cost MON-EEE.
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