How is that homophobic? That's homophobic. You're saying a guy can't wear makeup on his face, and that's unattractive, but a girl can do it. I'm not saying a guy can't wear makeup on his face. I'm just saying that I personally don't want to date a guy who's wearing makeup. And that's homophobic? That's not a homophobic! Uh, yeah, so I left.
Me relying on my gf's short-term memory
Sweetheart, what's this? We talked about this last week. I said I'm building Luca Treehouse. You said fine. You know, sometimes I think you just tune me out. I never told her. She just would have said no.
Te extraño tanto
Si alguien se sale en un nero pa' llamar, llego a su mí Porque un angelito tengo allá, hoy quiero hablar con él Para decirle que aquí ya nada es posible Igual que todavía no da muchas ganas de ignorar Y aunque siempre intento hacerme fuerte Su recuerdo
Attention please, attention. If you're a crazy, liberal, ugly woman, otherwise known as Crazy Karens, please go back home and annoy your husbands instead of our beautiful ICE officers. Although when you think about it, you probably don't have a husband because you're fat and ugly and annoying, and nobody will ever marry you. I know you're all wear
My first husband was a banker, then I married a circus ringmaster, next was a preacher, and now in my age I'm with a funeral director. Why such diverse careers? One for the money, two for the show, three together. My first husband...
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