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avatar Patricia Lee

I need 20 gallons of gas. Please bend over the hood of your car to make payment. Thank you. Release authorized. See you tomorrow. Yeah, see ya.

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avatar Gaie Houston

Part 2. Put this knife in the dishwasher. It will severely blunt it. I'm just a girl. Now give me f***ing everything you got and put it in the goddamn bag. Valuables! Valuables, go! Okay, this is the most valuable thing that I own, okay? It's like priceless. What? What the f*** is that? It's my Opa. That's the last photo we took of him. Why the f**

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avatar Jeremy Jordan

When I was born, my body was blessed by Mother Nature, honey. And as you got older, it was cursed by Father Time. That's it! Come on, Woodrow, let's go. Come on! No, you run along. There's something I wanted to discuss with Lamont. Well, I'll go and do some shopping. Goodbye, dear. Oh, you called me dear? Why shouldn't I call you dear? You look lik

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avatar Gaie Houston

I messed up. I'm sorry. I messed up. The gate won't open. I put my ticket in instead of scanning it. It's gone. Just use your employee fob. I don't work here. You don't work here? I see you on our floor every day. My apartment gets cold. Can I use your fob? No, because then I can't get out. Wait, what are you doing? This worked last time at the Gog

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avatar Gaie Houston

Buttons, and I have to look down when I press 'em. Donkey Kong sucks. I could build the same game on our house. Donkey Kong House? DK.

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avatar Olivia Veqqie

My Iceland Airbnb host: "Go out tonight and the aurora will be visible right from the front door..." Me: "yeah right"

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