Mr. Chappelle, do you know what you'd like for your inflight meal? What are you serving? Oh, we have fish or chicken. I'll have the fish. Thank you very much. You son of a bitch, you don't want no fish. Oh, I'm sorry sir, I just realized we are all out of fish. Back in the game, baby. The chicken's quite good. You can't be fake, nigga. Get the chic
Cashing in change broke the machine!! this is your sign to go cash in your change First jar Counting... Your Total: $52.92 continue to add coins Counting... Your Total: $54.45 continue to add coins Counting... Your Total: $56.20 continue to add coins Second jar Counting... Your Total: $165.16 we done broke it we done broke it Cashing in her change
Excuse me? Yeah? Any chance you could lend me a quarter? In that case, why don't I just give you the full two hours? Have a nice day. You, too. Yeah, a little bit. All right, bye again. Oh, not yet. Hi, Aunt Marjorie. Aunt Marjorie? I see you two have met. Yeah, she was on the street begging for change. Jill, Wendy, Bonnie, Christy, this is my neph
My cat and I got into a domestic today. My bf tried to take his favorite pillow. And y'all think they can't understand us?? Stop. Okay I'm scared. I'm scared. Subtle foreshadowing. pov: you have a diva cat who hates being picked up so she smacks you in the face. Thinking about that time I gave my foster kitten his first treat... Cat Gets Jealous Of
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