The Titanic's going down. Who gets the lifeboats first? Women and children. What is the equivalent of that, that men have the expectation to get from women? I think there is loyalty. I think that's shared. The value added of being by their side because men... No, no, men... Men have women to impress other men very often. And so if you have a woman
Part 1. OUR ASSES ARE DIFF. I still haven't figured out how my wife can drop a deuce in 36 seconds. In 36 seconds I'm like what comes out of your ass? Rabbit pellets? But what do you women do? We sit, men sit. I clear out an hour of my day to take a shit. My wife's like why does it take so long? Because men have different asses and different digest
Special things that happened in Boston without thanking the Somalis. I was decent in school. I don't remember Somalis being part of the fucking Boston Tea Party. I mean, they could have been there, you know, some of them are pirates, they could have been in the water, but I don't... So because she's Asian and her last name is Woo, I thought it was
STRONG PRAYER God. I need You. Everyday, every moment, every second, as long as I am breathing. I need You. I cannot face this world alone. O God. You are the only reason I have made it this far! God. I promise to share this prayer to let You work through me.
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