A WOMAN CLAIMED SHE COULD SMELL PARKINSON'S DISEASE. SCIENTISTS TESTED HER WITH 12 T-SHIRTS: 6 FROM PATIENTS, 6 FROM HEALTHY PEOPLE. SHE GOT ALL PATIENTS RIGHT AND FLAGGED ONE 'HEALTHY' PERSON. 8 MONTHS LATER, THAT PERSON WAS DIAGNOSED WITH PARKINSON'S.
So yup here my black butt is. Takin a dump in a redneck gun shop. With severe diarrhea. And next to me is a shotgun shaped plunger with the phrase "if its brown its down!" on it. I bet you're wondering how i got here
Do yall coworkers be this bored?
Hey Michael!! I know Monday is your off day but I was wondering if you could work for me that morning? Sorry for asking so last minute
Hey [redacted] unfortunately I can't work for you on Monday that's my off day
I know that it's your off day Michael lol
Ok glad we're on the same page. See you next week.
To the robot who turned 90 days into 15 years of exploration:
You were, and are, the Opportunity of a lifetime.
Rest well, rover. Your mission is complete.
(2004-2019)
mars.nasa.gov
#ThanksOppy
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![Do yall coworkers be this bored?
Hey Michael!! I know Monday is your off day but I was wondering if you could work for me that morning? Sorry for asking so last minute
Hey [redacted] unfortunately I can't work for you on Monday that's my off day
I know that it's your off day Michael lol
Ok glad we're on the same page. See you next week.](https://cdn.memestoday.fun/data/upload/tfJrC6F5D.jpg)
