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avatar John Paul
ALPHA BLOOD BROTHERHOOD. FLAWS: I GOT 'EM. LAWS: I BROKE 'EM. DUES: I PAID 'EM. SCARS I BARE 'EM. LESSONS: I LEARNED 'EM. PROBLEMS: I STILL HAVE 'EM. THAT'S LIFE..... AND I LOVE IT!

ALPHA BLOOD BROTHERHOOD. FLAWS: I GOT 'EM. LAWS: I BROKE 'EM. DUES: I PAID 'EM. SCARS I BARE 'EM. LESSONS: I LEARNED 'EM. PROBLEMS: I STILL HAVE 'EM. THAT'S LIFE..... AND I LOVE IT!

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avatar John Paul
IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAS A FRIEND THAT ANNOYS YOU DON'T TELL HER TO STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH HER. JUST CASUALLY MENTION HOW PRETTY SHE IS

IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAS A FRIEND THAT ANNOYS YOU DON'T TELL HER TO STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH HER. JUST CASUALLY MENTION HOW PRETTY SHE IS

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avatar Jeremy Jordan
HAS ANYONE ELSE EVER WONDERED HOW THIS GUY COULD GO TO THE SAME BAR EVERY DAY FOR YEARS, OCCUPY THE SAME STOOL AND DRINK BEER AFTER BEER FROM THE TIME THEY OPENED TILL THE TIME THEY CLOSED. AND YET, SOMEHOW, I CAN NOT RECALL EVEN ONE EPISODE WHERE I HAVE SEEN THIS GUY DRUNK. I HAVE TRIED MANY TIMES TO REPLICATE THIS FEAT, BUT WITH NO SUCCESS. NOT E

HAS ANYONE ELSE EVER WONDERED HOW THIS GUY COULD GO TO THE SAME BAR EVERY DAY FOR YEARS, OCCUPY THE SAME STOOL AND DRINK BEER AFTER BEER FROM THE TIME THEY OPENED TILL THE TIME THEY CLOSED. AND YET, SOMEHOW, I CAN NOT RECALL EVEN ONE EPISODE WHERE I HAVE SEEN THIS GUY DRUNK. I HAVE TRIED MANY TIMES TO REPLICATE THIS FEAT, BUT WITH NO SUCCESS. NOT E

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avatar Anthony Miller
A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 & 6. He seemed irritated when I answered:

A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 & 6. He seemed irritated when I answered: "Kindergarten"

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avatar Mark Manson
I just asked the Walmart girl where the nuts are..... She said... pretty much every isle.

I just asked the Walmart girl where the nuts are..... She said... pretty much every isle.

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avatar John Paul
THE THUNDER FROM THAT DUAL EXHAUST WAS AMC LAUGHING AT DETROIT'S BIG THREE

THE THUNDER FROM THAT DUAL EXHAUST WAS AMC LAUGHING AT DETROIT'S BIG THREE

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