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Doctor asks pregnant prostitute.

Doctor asks pregnant prostitute. "Do you know who the father is?" Prostitute replies, "Oh! For goodness sakes, if you ate a can of beans would you know which one made you fart?"

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avatar John Paul
My parents at 24
Me at 24
Sarcasm

My parents at 24 Me at 24 Sarcasm

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avatar Isabella Lewis
Look, she clearly hit him
Stop believing your lying eyes!

Look, she clearly hit him Stop believing your lying eyes!

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avatar Anthony Miller
Based on my Saturday morning cartoon education there is either a coyote under that boulder or the paint on that tunnel is still wet

Based on my Saturday morning cartoon education there is either a coyote under that boulder or the paint on that tunnel is still wet

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avatar Isabella Lewis
But was there probable caws 😏
Sheryl Crow and Russell Crowe walk into a bar. The bartender dials 911 and says

But was there probable caws 😏 Sheryl Crow and Russell Crowe walk into a bar. The bartender dials 911 and says "I'd like to report an attempted murder"

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avatar Gaie Houston
How people react when you try to speak their language\n\n- Instant friendship unlocked\n- Nice try... but why bother?\n- Cute but let's switch to English\n- No reaction\n- PLEASE DON'T

How people react when you try to speak their language\n\n- Instant friendship unlocked\n- Nice try... but why bother?\n- Cute but let's switch to English\n- No reaction\n- PLEASE DON'T

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