WHEN I FIRST SAW TOM HANKS IN A MOVIE AND I THOUGHT... THIS GUYS GOOD, I WISH HIM LUCK THEN I SAW HIM IN BIG, AND I THOUGHT... HE'S GOT COMEDY CHOPS, THAT'S FANTASTIC. AND THAT'S A REAR QUALITY THEN, IN APOLLO 13, I SAW THE BRILLIANCE OF HIS DRAMATIC ACTING AND I SAID TO MYSELF, MOTHER FUCKER
BUT THOSE WHO WAIT ON THE LORD SHALL RENEW THEIR STRENGTH; THEY SHALL MOUNT UP WITH WINGS LIKE EAGLES, THEY SHALL RUN AND NOT BE WEARY, THEY SHALL WALK AND NOT FAINT. ISAIAH 40:31
WIFE: YOU PICK DINNER
HUSBAND: BURGER
WIFE: NO
HUSBAND: TACOS
WIFE: NO
HUSBAND: SUBS
WIFE: NO
HUSBAND: THEN WHAT DO
YOU WANT?
WIFE: IT'S UP TO YOU
WELCOME TO MARRIAGE
To all the Dems.. Welcome to socialism! How do u like waiting for the govt to open so you can eat?! Be careful what you wish for.. this is just a sample.
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