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avatar Jacob Junior
I'm fine with being alone It's the horny part that bothers me ๐Ÿ˜‚

I'm fine with being alone It's the horny part that bothers me ๐Ÿ˜‚

avatar Zoe ZZZ

I GAVE YOU EVERY GOOD FINGER BLAST I'VE EVER HEARD OF. Old school, E.T., cops and robbers, shotgun, Chinese finger torture, cigarette machine. Look for change in the payphone. Look for change in the payphone. Wait, is that a nickel? You better get that nickel. Is that a nickel right there.

avatar Jeremy Jordan
How Do You Sleep At Night Knowing People Donโ€™t Like You? Me: With No Underwear In Case They Want To Kiss My Ass

How Do You Sleep At Night Knowing People Donโ€™t Like You? Me: With No Underwear In Case They Want To Kiss My Ass

avatar Charlie Chocolate
MY PENIS WAS IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS. THEN THE LIBRARIAN TOLD ME I HAD TO TAKE IT OUT BEFORE SHE CALLED SECURITY.

MY PENIS WAS IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS. THEN THE LIBRARIAN TOLD ME I HAD TO TAKE IT OUT BEFORE SHE CALLED SECURITY.

avatar John Paul
When you're 100% committed to never getting laid in your entire life
Session ID: 1056661.

When you're 100% committed to never getting laid in your entire life Session ID: 1056661.

avatar Anthony Miller
When you've trained your whole life to treat girls like princesses only to find out that they want to be tied up with handcuffs

Years of academy training wasted!

When you've trained your whole life to treat girls like princesses only to find out that they want to be tied up with handcuffs Years of academy training wasted!

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