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Yesterday my grandkid told me I was way behind. Said, 'Grandpa, learn the language, it ain't hard if you just try.' So I studied up that evening, wrote some words down on a pad. By breakfast I was fluent, or at least I thought I had. Grandma said, 'The biscuits down.' I said, 'Girl, these things got rizz.' She looked across that table like, 'What k

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An old man and a baby are sitting on the porch steps at sunset. The baby is playing with the man's hand.

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My granddaughter says

My granddaughter says "six-seven" to me, so I say "25 or 6 to 4", to her. Neither one of us knows what the hell the other one is talking about! 😂

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Me asking for Hot wheels. My mom saying NO. My mom asking for a grandchild. Me saying NO.

Me asking for Hot wheels. My mom saying NO. My mom asking for a grandchild. Me saying NO.

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Grandpa: Go hide, your teacher's here, you skipped school today Me: No no, you hide, I told her you were dead Grandpa:

Grandpa: Go hide, your teacher's here, you skipped school today Me: No no, you hide, I told her you were dead Grandpa:

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